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Observation #907

A truly awful odour laced with hint of peanuts will be released after you squash a large black ant with the scratched face of your sportswatch. The odour will linger for hours, following you when you are away from the table, never vanishing, even after you have disposed of the bug and washed the area it died in. Soon, unable to see the little black insect, the smell around you, you will ask yourself, was that really an ant?

Eventually, it will occur to you that you may just have squashed a bug that no one has heard of before, and that it, quite possibly, could have cured cancer.

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joey_j0jo
May. 13th, 2004 01:04 am (UTC)
Hahaha, i told you it wasn't an ant.
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