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Today's Life Lesson.

Today, I learnt that you can purchase a dildo with a light and camera set into the tip. Apparently, you run a cord from the end of the dildo to your television set, and this allows you to watch it on a big screen. After much conversation with J, I decided that I simply couldn't see the attraction of this, and that, indeed, it seemed rather pointless. He agreed. We then spent considerably more time discussing the possibility that we were becoming vanilla, middle classed individuals, who would soon be visited by young men and women, holding their video camera'd dildos, shaking their heads at us, and informing us that we didn't understand, and that we were too old to understand anything anymore.